Two business-types go drinking after work.. First guy says to the second ""Man, I cannot get shit-faced tonight, my wife will kill me"". They start off with beers, move on to mixed drinks and next thing you know, they're pounding tequila shots. First guy has had enough, runs to the bathroom and promptly pukes all over the place. He comes back and tells the second guy ""I gottssa go home, I puked all over my shoess and pantss"". Second guy has a brilliant plan ""Hey man, just take a $20, fold it up and put it in your shirt pocket. When your wife asks why you have puke all over you, tell her some drunk puked on you at the bar and stuffed the $20 in there to pay the dry-cleaning bill!"" The first guy thinks this is genius, stuffs the $20 and they go back to drinking. A couple hours later, First guy finally makes it home and, of course, his wife is waiting for him furious. She asks him about the puke on his pants and shoes, and he tells her the story about the drunk; ""Check my pocket, you'll find the $20!"". She checks his shirt pocket and pulls out two $20's, and says ""There's $40 here, where did the other $20 come from?"" Guy thinks for a minute and says ""Oh yeah, he shit my pants too.""