A teacher is working on word problems with her students and asks, ""if there are 3 birds on a fence and you shoot one, how many are left?"" A boy raises his hand and says, ""zero. Because if you shoot one the other two fly away"" The teacher responds, ""no, there's two left but that's creative and I like the way you think."" After that the boy says ""ok, three women are sitting on a bench eating ice cream. One is biting it, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which woman is married?"" The teacher says, ""well I guess the one sucking it."" The boy replies, ""no, it's the one wearing a wedding ring but I like the way you think.""