Epic Chinese Movie Translation While on vacation and downloading a DVD copy of War of the Worlds (2005) I laugh so hard from the English subtitle of what I downloaded and it turns out that it was a Pirated copy of the War of the Worlds. Ray: It's OK... (Subtitle: Do not fine, you is just fine.) Rachel: Is Robby OK? Are you OK? (Subtitle: Robby do not fine, you do not fine?) Rachel: Is it over? (Subtitle: What that finish?) Ray: You better be there when I get back! (Subtitle: Better is you ove there moment I return.) Ray: Everybody just relax, OK? (Subtitle: Altogether only is dark.) Ogilvy: They have been planning this for a million years. (Subtitle: Have planned since millions of last year.) Ogilvy: This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots... (Subtitle: This non war again between Manon and of Maget.) Ogilvy: This is an extermination. (Subtitle: This is abbatoir.) Ogilvy: Take them by surprise. (Subtitle: Give surprise them.) Ray: You don't have anything to say to her, understand? (Subtitle: You is there is something that wish to be told? Understand.) Ray: You gotta be quiet! (Subtilte: You have a peace.) Soldier: Everybody down! (Subtitle: Altogether bow! ! !) LOL