TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common? They're all criminals.

Retrieving Sniffer Police officers Rosa and Mary, had been assigned to walk the beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning after my workout and after I showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them." Rosa replied, "We don't have to go back, just give the sniffer, Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you." It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back to the station, so she l…

Police officers Rosa and Mary had been assigned to walk the beat. Police officers Rosa and Mary had been assigned to walk the beat.