A man is taking his girlfriend to meet his parents for the first time... They arrive at his parents' house and they are all introduced. Everyone is extremely charming and gets along very well, and they are all enjoying a lovely meal together. However, halfway through the meal the girlfriend starts to need the toilet, so she goes upstairs and finds that it is directly over the dining room. They would be able to hear everything, and so to cover up the sounds she made, she turned on the tap in the bath. When she's finished she turns off the tap, and goes back downstairs, where they all finish their meal together and at the end say their goodbyes and part ways. The parents talk afterwards. ""She's so sweet,"" The mother says, ""I'm so glad that he's finally found a woman for himself."" ""Oh yes, she seems brilliant... but she pisses like a horse!""