So a young Italian Mafioso is picked up by the cops... So a young Italian Mafioso is picked up by the cops for questioning, and he's taken to the police station where he states that he's not going to say another word until his lawyer arrives. The lawyer arrives, and asks the young mafioso ""did you tell them anything?"" The young mafioso replies - ""of course not, I been in handcuffs the whole time!""