A group of engineering teachers get on a plane... After everyone settle to their seats, the captain starts speaking: ""Hello everyone, this is the captain speaking. I want you to all know that this plane was built by your students!"". After hearing this, all the teachers started running off the plane and refused to fly, except one. The last teacher staying comfortable in his seat was asked why was he so calm, to which he replies: ""I have full confidence in my students, if they really built this…

Engineering in Hell Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; ""It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."" ""Yeah,"" Satan replies. ""All the more for me!"" God replies, ""You better send them up here immediately."" Satan says, ""No way. I'm keeping them."" God says, ""Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."" Satan laughs uproariously, ""Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?""

Nerd Joke A joke told by my physics professor when doing map transformations. A physicist and an engineer are in an experiment. They put them in a room with a pot, a sink and a stove and tell them to boil water. The engineer fills the pot, puts it on the stove and boils the water. The physicist does the same. Now they put them in the same room with a full pot of water. The engineer puts the pot on the stove. The physicist spends 15 minutes looking at the pot, dumps the water out and goes, ""NOW …

Teacher is asking his students what do they want to be when they grow up The teacher is asking their little students what do they want to be when they grow up. Kimberly! What do you want to do when you grow up? ""I want to be a dentist!"" she says That's very nice Kimberly, what about you Paul? ""Oh, I want... I wish to be an engineer"" Very sweet Paul! And what about you Charlie? Charlie: I want to be a son of a bitch! The teacher in shock asks ""But what are you talking about, Charlie? Why do …