While sitting in class, Johnny had to go to the bathroom. After finding a stall and relieving himself, he is mortified for there is no toilet paper left. Having little other choice, he uses his hands. When he walked back to class he kept his hands cupped together. Because of this, Johnny received strange looks. One student finally came up to his desk and asked, ""Whatcha got in your hands?"" Johnny replied, ""I caught a leprechaun, but he's too shy I can't show you, he could run off."" The student scoffed and goes back to his seat. Another comes to him and asks, ""What do you have in your hands?"" To which Johnny repeated his previous answer. The student accuses Johnny of telling a lie and tells the teacher about it. After being told by the student, the teacher decides to confront Johnny about it. The teacher asks, ""Johnny, what is it in your hands that's worth lying about a leprechaun?"" Johnny answers, ""It really is a leprechaun and I can't show you he's VERY shy."" The teacher demands that Johnny opens his hands and show what he is hiding, or else he would go down to the principal's office. Johnny complies and says, ""Ok fine, but he's very very shy..."" Upon opening his hands to reveal a foul mess, the teacher and the class are disgusted, and Johnny exclaims, ""Aw man, you scared the shit out of him!""