How come the NSA whistleblower can't leave Russia? Because he is snowed in.#Russia#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!#Russia#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States? He was Snowden.#Russia#United States#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist.#Nsa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I don't know why Russia is so homophobic. Most of the women there look like men anyway.#Russia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp