You might be a redneck if... The ufo hotline limits you to 1 call per day, You mow your yard and find a car, Have less teeth than your 2 year old, Walk your child to school because your in the same grade, See a sign saying ""say no to crack"" and you pull your pants, Your dog and wallet are both on a chain, People ask to hunt in your yard, Someone shows up to your house once a day mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale.

Rich people and poor people One day, a financially successful enough father decides to take his son to the countryside to show him how poor some people may happen to be in contrast to them, who live in a nice house in the suburbs of a big city. Like this, his son could understand the value of things, and how lucky he is. So they went to the countryside and spent one day and one night in a simple countryside home. On the road back home, the father asked his son: ""So, what did you think of this l…

A little story of a boy and his dog Timmy's best friend was his dog. His dog was his only friend when his dad got a new job and they had to relocate. His dog was there to scare away the bullies when he was an awkward kid in school. Timmy's dog was even there as a shoulder to cry on when Timmy had his first broken heart. They grew from boy and pup to dog and man. They were as close as any man and beast have ever been. One day, as Timmy was out on a walk down the road with his faithful companion, …

A rich man stops at a traffic light next to an old bum on a bicycle. The bum lean over to check out the fancy vehicle of the other man and asks him:""Why would you buy such an expensive car?"" The rich man replies:""Old man, this baby can go 0 to 200 in 2.3 second, it has a twin turbo engine, and 600 horse power, that's why!"" The bum shrugs and isn't impressed, so the rich man decides to show off and as the light turns green he guns it. He accelerates to top speed losing the bum in the rear vie…