There is a plane with a Pilot, a Lawyer, a Priest and a Kid The plane is going down fast but there are only three parachutes. so the pilot says ""I have a family and a daughter that are expecting me"" he grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane. The lawyer says ""well I'm the smartest man on earth so I have to live"" he grabs a parachute and jumps off. Now there is only one parachute left and the Priest tells the kid ""Kid, take the last one, I have lived my life"" The boy looks around the plane and says ""We can both live"" the priest says ""how can that be?"", the boy says ""because the smartest man in the world just jumped off with my backpack""