An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

Father and his three daughters A father and his three daughters are sitting in the living room, when one of the daughters walks up to her father and says, ""Daddy, why did you name me Rose?"" he replies ""Because when u were born a rose petal fell on your forehead"". The second daughter walks up to her father and says, ""Daddy, why did you name me Violet?"" he replies ""Because when you were born a violet petal fell on your forehead"". The third daughter says ""AAAAUUURRRGGHHH!!"" and the father…

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…

A daughter goes to her father... A daughter goes to her father and says to him, ""Dad I think I prefer girls over guys, is that normal?"" The father then replies, ""Why yes it is, don't worry about it."" A day later, the second daughter approaches her father to talk about the same subject. ""Dad"" she says ""I think I like girls and not guys, this is normal right?"" The father then tells the same thing, ""It is normal, don't worry about it"" A third daughter goes to her father and says"" Daddy, …