A father Is lounging in his study.. When one of his daughters walks in and asks ""Daddy.. why is my name Rose?"" The father replys ""Because when you were born, we dropped a rose petal on your face."" The second daughter barges in and asks ""Daddy why Is my name Daisy?"" The father replys ""Because when you were born, we dropped a daisy petal on your face."" The third daughter stumbles through the door and exclaims ""DUR HERM DER BAHRRRR!?!?!"" The father jumps out of his chair and yells ""SHUT …

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. As he was searching for the perfect woman he met a farmer who had three gorgeous daughters. He explained his plans to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of the daughters. The farmer replied, ""They're lookin' to get married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em over and pick the one you want."" The man dated the first daughter. The …

Naming your daughters A man has 3 daughters. One day, the daughters decided to ask their father why they were given the names they had. The first daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Rose?"" The father replies, ""well Rose, because when you were born, a rose landed on you as we left the hospital. The second daughter asks: ""dad, why did you name me Lily?"" The father replies, ""well Lily, because when you were born, a lily landed on you as we left the hospital. The third daughter approaches…

A daughter goes to her father... A daughter goes to her father and says to him, ""Dad I think I prefer girls over guys, is that normal?"" The father then replies, ""Why yes it is, don't worry about it."" A day later, the second daughter approaches her father to talk about the same subject. ""Dad"" she says ""I think I like girls and not guys, this is normal right?"" The father then tells the same thing, ""It is normal, don't worry about it"" A third daughter goes to her father and says"" Daddy, …