A priest wakes up on a Sunday morning He opens his window and sees that the sun is shining brightly, so he decides to call in sick for the day to play some golf. God and his angels sees this and is absolutely disgusted. How dare he miss a service just so he could play a silly game? 'Don't worry,' God says, 'I have just the *perfect* punishment for him.' The priest takes a swing and the ball bounces off several trees before rolling straight into the hole, scoring a perfect hole in one. One of the angels beside him says 'God, I thought you were going to *punish* the man?' And God responds 'I did. No one's ever going to believe him!'