Call from the doctor's office ""Mrs. Smith, this the your family doctor's office. When we sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Smith arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."" ""What do you mean?"" Mrs. Smith asks nervously. ""Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."" ""That's drea…

After working most of her life Grandma finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. ""Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"" Yes, they help me sleep at night. "" ""Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep! …

A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. ""Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts."" The Editor scolded the new reporter ""This is a family paper. We don't use words like breasts around here. Now go back and write something more appropiate!"" The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report…

Mr. Smith goes to the Doctor complaining about a constant headache The Doctor runs some tests and tells the guy, “Take these pills for a month. These are very potent, so you take one of these one day and then skip a day and then take another one the next day and skip the next day and so on for a month. You can visit me after a month “ A few months go by and the doctor runs into the man’s wife in the market one day. “Mrs. Smith! How nice to see you here. How are you doing and how’s your husban…