A king so loved his throne... A king so loved his throne that he would sit in it all day. It was made of solid gold and covered in only the finest jewels and (le) gemstones. Well, one day, the king decides he wants to take a vacation to the bahamas. But, he knew that he would miss his throne, so he had his loyal servants pack it up on the boat and take it with him. If you've ever been to the Bahamas, you'll know that their beaches mostly made of sand, and if you've ever dealt with sand, you know that it can get everywhere. The king, not wanting his beautiful throne covered in sand, had his loyal servants put it in the attic of his grass hut for safe keeping. Each day he'd go up to the attic and sit in his throne before going to the water to frolic and play. Well one day, as he was walking through his grass hut, the heavy solid gold throne comes crashing through the ceiling, flattening and killing the king instantly. The moral of this story is: Those who live in grass houses should not stow thrones.