Wife: It's time for a vacation. Me: Where do YOU want to go? Wife: Hmm... Maybe the Bahamas? Me: Great idea! And, I'LL go camping upstate!

If I were an astronaut, I'd want to be one for the Bahamas because I really don't want to take the risk of actually going into space.

A doctor, a lawyer and a biker are in a bar Doctor say"" tommorow is my anniversary, I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes, so if she doesn't like the ring, I know she'll like the Mercedes. Then shell know I love her"". Lawyer says ""yea for my last anniversary I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. So if she didnt like the pearls, shed at least like the trip, and know that I loved her."" The biker says "" well for my last anniversary, I bought my old lady a t-sh…

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it's more than a paradise.