My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav.#Buddy#David#Prague#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains.#David#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mechanic: what seems to be the problem? Me: nice try buddy, that's what I'm paying you for#Buddy#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*Sees dead cat on the road. Walk it off buddy, you got 8 more.#Buddy#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Staring deep into David Schwimmer's eyes] "I'm afraid I only like you as a Friend"#David#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp