""You're the bomb!"" ""No, you're the bomb!"" In America a compliment. In the Middle East an argument.#America#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.#America#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Captain America: WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED YOU Black WINDOW: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU GOT THE WRONG NUMBER#Captain#America#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Remember to leave milk and cookies out for Captain America tonight.#Captain#America#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp