Priest and Golfer One sunny Saturday a Golfer invites his priest out for a round of golf. On the 5th hole, the Golfer forgets himself as he misses a 5 yard putt. ""God Damn, I missed!"" the Golfer exclaims. The Priest glares at him a bit but doesn't say anything. On the 10th hole the Golfer misses a 3 yard putt. ""God Damn it, missed again! The Priest glares at him a bit harder but still remains silent. On the 16th hole the Golfer misses a 3 foot putt. ""God Damn it, I missed again!"", rails the Golfer. The Priest turns on him,""I haven't said anything up til now but if you take the lord's name in vain one more time, I'm going to ask him to strike you down!"" The Golfer apologizes profusely and is very sorry, however; on the 18th hold the Golfer misses a 6 inch putt and cannot help himself as the words fly out of his mouth, ""God Damn it! I missed again."" The Golfer panics as he sees the Priest muttering to himself as the sunny sky goes dark with clouds and a lighting bolt shoots down and strikes the Priest. Suddenly the Golfer hears a heavenly voice surrounding him saying, ""Damn it! Missed again!""