Plane over the Jungle There is a plane flying over a vast jungle. The plane is about to crash, so the passengers are instructed to lose some weight on the plane. There are three men in question that day, who each threw over something important to themselves. ""I have too many of these,"" said the first man, as he threw over some suitcases full of clothes. ""I have too many of these,"" said the second man, as he threw over some crates full of fruit. ""I have too many of these,"" said the third ma…

There were four men sitting on a couch, each wanting to watch the TV. The first man was keen to watch the grand national (horse racing). The second man was keen to watch wrestling. The third man was keen to watch a televised nature documentary. And the fourth man wanted to watch christian hymns. As they began to argue about what program to watch, the remote control got stuck down the side of the couch and the TV began flicking through the channels itself. The TV could soon be heard saying: ...""…

so a plane was going down.. There were 4 people aboard the plane and only 3 parachutes; the people were the richest man in the world, the smartest man in the world, the nicest man in the world, and a kid. The first man said ""I am the richest man alive, So I get a parachute"", he put it on and jumped out. The smartest man in the world said ""I am the smartest person alive so I get one too"". He grabbed a bag and jumped out. The nicest man said to the kid you are young so you take the last parach…

The anti-drug campaign Two men join a local anti-drug campaign. They walk up to the person running the campaign. The man looks towards them and says, ""Ah, I'm guessing you two are here for the campaign."" The two men agree and the manager of the campaign said, ""Alright guys, we were just running a little contest, here's the deal. You have to take [this](http://i.imgur.com/0eKMWGO.jpg) picture and try to persuade people to sign the petition with it. Whoever gets the most signatures, wins a hund…