Plane over the Jungle There is a plane flying over a vast jungle. The plane is about to crash, so the passengers are instructed to lose some weight on the plane. There are three men in question that day, who each threw over something important to themselves. ""I have too many of these,"" said the first man, as he threw over some suitcases full of clothes. ""I have too many of these,"" said the second man, as he threw over some crates full of fruit. ""I have too many of these,"" said the third ma…

There were four men sitting on a couch, each wanting to watch the TV. The first man was keen to watch the grand national (horse racing). The second man was keen to watch wrestling. The third man was keen to watch a televised nature documentary. And the fourth man wanted to watch christian hymns. As they began to argue about what program to watch, the remote control got stuck down the side of the couch and the TV began flicking through the channels itself. The TV could soon be heard saying: ...""…

Three men are on a plane all three of them have weapons. Halfway through the flight an attendant notices the weapons. She tells the men they cant have the weapons on the plane. The first man drops his arrows from the window. The second man drops his gun from the window. The third man drops his bomb. After the plane lands, the third man is walking along. He notices a little girl crying. ""Little Girl, why are you crying?"" He asks ""My dad just got hit by an arrow."" she replies. Sheepishly he ru…

3 men are walking in a desert... After awhile they came upon a goat farm. Tired from their journey the men ask the farmer if they can rest there for the night. The farmer agrees but says there's only room for two of them in the house, the other will have to sleep in the barn. The men squabble a bit but soon 1 relents and agrees to stay in the barn. That night the two men meet the farmers daughters,one with beautiful eyes the other with beautiful hair. The men get close to the daughters and that …