Superpoer Friend: If you could only own one super power what would it be? Me: USSR#Ussr#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I joined a Cold War reenactment group. We just sit around and act nervous about the USSR.#Ussr#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!#Stalin#Ussr#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me#Ussr#Pink Floyds#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you.#Ussr#Soviet Russia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp