😄 (My 99 y/o Jewish grandma told me this joke tonight and I have never heard it before) - ""Why was Ab...

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(My 99 y/o Jewish grandma told me this joke tonight and I have never heard it before) - ""Why was Abraham Lincoln Jewish?"" Because he was shot in the temple.

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