Radio station contest A local radio station was running a competition - words that weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in sentence that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali. DJ: ""96FM here, what's your name?"" Caller: ""Hi, my name's Dave."" DJ: ""Dave, what's your word?"" Dave: ""Goan... spelled, G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an'."" DJ: ""... You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"" Dave: ""Goan f$&k yourself!"" The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until: DJ: ""96FM, what's your name?"" Caller: ""Hi, my name's Jeff."" DJ: ""Jeff, what's your word?"" Jeff: ""Smee... spelled S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."" DJ: ""... You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?"" Jeff: ""Smee again! Goan f**k yourself!""