I judge the strength of the economy based on what type of candy people hand out on Halloween.

An enterprising divorce lawyer would set up a booth on a Sunday at a cut-your-own Christmas tree farm.

Mall Santa: what do you want for Christmas? Me: drugs. Mall Santa *whispers* meet me in the food court in 20 minutes.

Nativity scene in the Capitol The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. The search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.