Woman takes a lover home.... Woman takes a lover home whilst hubby is at work. Her 9yr old son comes home unexpectedly sees them and hides in the closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet not realizing her sons also in the closet. Boy says 'Dark in here' The Man says ' Yes it is' Boy says 'I have a baseball' the man says 'that's nice' boy 'wanna buy it?' The man says 'no thanks' boy says 'my dads outside' the man says 'ok how much?' Boy says '$250' A few weeks go by and it happens again, the boy and the lover are back in the closet. Boy says 'dark it here' Man says 'yes, it is' Boys says 'I have a baseball glove' Now the lover remembers the last time they had a similar conversation and asks the boy 'how much?' Boy says '$750' Man says 'sold' A few days later the dad tell the boy to go and grab his baseball glove so they can go play catch. The boy says 'I can't, I sold the glove and ball' Dad says 'sold it, for how much?' Boy says '$1000' Dad says 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that especially when neither things cost anywhere close to that. We are going to church and your going to confess!' They head over to the church dad leads the boy to the confessional booth and closes the door. Boy says 'dark in here' The priest says 'don't start that shit, your in my closet now'