what idiot caled it "king arthur adn the knigts of the roumd table" insted of a "circumference sir conference"

[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.