what idiot caled it "king arthur adn the knigts of the roumd table" insted of a "circumference sir conference"

How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light....

[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.