It's not that Jake couldn't juggle It's that he didn't have the balls to do it#Jake#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jake from State Farm lives with us now, our house is full of khaki pants, he is making khaki pants for dinner.#Jake#State Farm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode.#Jake#State Farm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fact: 98% of Jeep owners are guys named Jake, who wear shorts in the winter, and work at Starbucks.#Jake#Starbucks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm".#Jake#State Farm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp