Just changed the names of all the girls in my contact list to: "Jake, from State Farm".#Jake#State Farm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Jake from State Farm lives with us now, our house is full of khaki pants, he is making khaki pants for dinner.#Jake#State Farm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm pretty sure if Flo from Progressive and Jake from State Farm hooked up, the universe would explode.#Jake#State Farm#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm.#Jake#State Farm#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard.#State Farm#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp