There is a mix up in the hospital, ..,nurses forgot to label three newborns. Their fathers, German, Russian and Jewish guys trying to figure out who's child is who's. German dude gets an idea, he comes to the newborns and yell "" Heil Hitler"" one of the kids throws his right hand up in a salute. German guy grabs the kid and leaves. Russian guy comes to one of the kids and picks him up claiming him his. Jewish father asks ""but how do you know it is yours?"" Russian father answers ""When German yelled Heil Hitler, yours shat himself and this one I am holding clenched his fists""