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Guy goes into an old Chinese Curiosity Shop in New York. Looking at all the strange, and unique items, he spots a large stuffed rat... ... It being very large and strange, the gentleman decides that it would be a great conversation starter for his office. He approaches the old Chinese man behind the counter and pays for the large stuffed rat, but as he is leaving he swears he can hear the old Chinese man cackling behind him as he leaves. He begins walking down the street and soon turns down an alley. After a few moments he hears a squeaking sound behind him and turns around, and there, in the middle of the alley is a large rat with glowing red eyes sitting on its hind legs just staring at him. He thinks this is odd, but doesn't think too much about it, and continues on his way. After a few moments, he hears more loud squeaking sounds and turns around and sees a dozen rats all sitting on their hind legs staring at him... their red eyes fixated on the large stuffed rat. Now he's very disturbed and he picks up his pace. Soon he hears a cacophony of squeaking and scurrying and glances over his shoulder to see a sea of dozens of rats all running after him. He begins running faster and soon the rats are joined by dozens and dozens more, and soon it's a tidal wave of rats. There are hundreds upon hundreds. No! Thousands! Thousands of rats are now chasing him. He runs as fast as he can, trying to get away but soon finds himself at the harbor. He turns this way, and that, but he ends up at the end of the pier with nowhere left to go! He sees the rats barreling down the pier toward him now there is easily 500,000 rats in the mob, their red eyes glowing in the dim light and fixated on him. Not knowing what else to do he lifts the large stuffed rat above his head and the Rats suddenly stop and sit on their hind legs... staring. Without thinking he hurls the stuffed rat into the bay, and without hesitation the hundreds of thousands of rats run past him and leapt to their death, all drowning in the bay. With the last rat gone off the end of the pier, the business man makes his way back to the Curiosity Shop. He approaches the old Chinese guy behind the counter... ""Did you enjoy your rat?"" He asks, smiling evilly. ""Not really... but I think I would like something else."" The businessman says as he pulls out his wallet. ""So tell me... got any stuffed Politicians in the back there?""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNG6M2EGD0NARJG6389HB8

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