Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home ""Sixty is the worst age to be,"" said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"" ""Ah, that's nothin',"" said the 70-year-old. ""When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"" ""Actually,"" said the 80-year-old, ""Eighty is the worst age of all."" ""Do you have trouble peeing too?"" asked the 60-year-old. ""No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."" ""Do you have trouble crapping?"" ""No, I crap every morning at 6:30."" With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, ""Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"" ""I don't wake up until 7:00.""