What did a blonde's mother tell her blonde daughter? If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.#Parents#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She's about 5'8", blonde, and the mother of my children.#Doctor#Parents#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.#Parents#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.#Parents#Blonde#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.#Parents#Blonde#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp