The Giant On a planet far far away, there lived a race of aliens called the Twids. On this planet there was a mountain, and atop the mountain was a tree which hosted the most delicious fruit known the the Twid race. But there was a problem: there was a cave near the top that was home to a giant, and every time the twids tried to climb to the top of the mountain, the giant would run out and kick them off the mountain. The twids became tired of this, and so they contacted Earth to ask for help. Earth didn't find this to be that big of a problem as they were at war and dealing with many different things, so they sent over a rabi. The Twids were happy to have any help they could get, and so they gladly accepted. The rabbi arrived and wanted to get straight to business, calling all of the Twids to the base of the mountain. A lot of them were too frightened, so only some showed up. The rabi led the Twids most of the way up the mountain, only to have the giant come out and kick all of the Twids off. But he left the rabbi alone. Frustrated, the rabbi went to the Twid village and told them that in order to get to the top, they would all have to show up and work together. The next day more Twids showed up, but not all of them were there. The rabbi sighed, leading them up to have the monster once again kick off all of the Twids, but leave him standing. The rabbi went back to the Twid village and told them that if every single last Twid wasn't in attendence the following day, he would return to Earth without helping them. The next day, every single Twid was there. The rabbi smiled and started leading the Twids up the mountain, this time quite confident that they would make it all the way up. But as usual, the giant ran out of his cave and managed to kick every single Twid off the mountain, once again leaving the rabbi standing. The rabbi went to the giant's cave and asked ""Giant, why do you only ever kick the twids, but always leave me standing?"" To which the giant replied ""Silly rabbi, kicks are for Twids!""