Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent"".

Created by Jews, saves humanity. Who, Jesus? No, dummy. Superman.

[helping a pretty girl change a flat tire] me struggling to loosen lug nuts: Who put these on... Superman? her: I did

If you're wearing Superman undies, but she's a Batman kinda girl, you might as well put your clothes back on.