[Joke]It's the end of the world! It's the end of the world, as a meteor will hit the Earth in one hour, and everyone is scrambling to shelters worldwide. However, to enter, the United States, broke even now, requires 25 cents to enter, only quarters. Billy and his granddad are hurrying to the shelter, however, when they get there, neither Billy nor his granddad have a quarter to enter. Accepting their fate, they wait outside for the world to end. The shelter closes and the two are standing, watching the sun set. ""Oh, darn,"" says Granddad. Billy says, ""What is it, granddad?"" ""There was one quarter left."" ""Well, we're too late for that."" Billy looks around, yet he sees no coin. He says, ""Granddad, where's the quarter?"" ""Oh, Billy, you didn't see it? It was behind your ear the whole time!""