Santa Claus came early! Mrs. Claus wasn't too happy.

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus.

You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*

When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, "I think it's Santa Claus!" so I don't have to get up.