Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible.

Hand 2 toddlers a poisoned cookie and tell them not to eat it, then leave for a day. Some would call that stupid. The Bible calls it Genesis

Be Fruitful and Multiply A dead-beat Dad died and went to Heaven. He was greeted at the Golden Gate by St. Peter, who warmly shook his hand and asked him to sit down next to him. Looking over the dead-beat Dad's file, St. Peter frowned and shook his head sadly. ''Your record looks fine, except for one glaring item. Why the hell didn't you pay child support for your six kids?'' The man jumped up. ''Child support?! All God said in Genesis was 'Be fruitful and multiply.' He didn't say nothin' about…

A new bishop was visiting the homes in the ward At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote ""revelation 3:20"" on the back of the card and stuck it in the door. The following Sunday he found that his card had been returned under his office door. Added to it was this cryptic message, ""Genesis 3:10."" Reaching for his Bible to check out the verse, he broke up in gales of laughter.…