😄 My doctor said I have about a month left. So I stabbed him. The judge gave me ten to fifteen years. ...

Doctor: "Why is my waiting room empty?" Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated.

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The judge gave me 7 days to live... So I shot myself. The doctor gave me 4 months. Problem solved. B)

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The doctor gave me 1 month to live So I shot him. The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved.

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