There was a man with leprosy Jim had leprosy which was bad because he had constant sores full of pus. The doctor said he could keep him alive but could do nothing about the sores. Because of this Jim could never wear a shirt as it would be soaked with pus and ruined. One day Jim's friends decided to take him to a baseball game because he loved baseball but didn't get out much-being ashamed of his back. At the game Jim was enjoying himself but soon after the game started a woman two rows back threw up. Jim turned around ""ma'am I'm so sorry I'll leave if I'm bothering you"" but the woman insisted ""no it's not you"" so much that he decided to stay. Just ten minutes later she threw up again. ""Ma'am I'm so sorry it's definitely me I'll leave now."" But after repeatedly insisting that it wasn't his fault she convinced him to stay. Twenty minutes later though she threw up again. ""That's it this is the last straw I'm leaving right now this time"" Jim exclaimed. ""No i keep telling you it's not you,"" the woman assured him. ""It's the man behind you who keeps dipping his nachos in your back."" EDIT: spelling