Before an army officer can get married, they need to know the rules of engagement.#Marriage#Military#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife just texted me drive slow - cop around the corner so I laughed and showed it to the cop.#Marriage#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".#Military#Parents#Police#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp