An artist, architect, and engineer are at a bar... ...talking about having a wife vs. a mistress. The artist declares that he prefers a mistress because he finds them more spontaneous and exciting. The architect says, ""no, I much prefer a wife because I enjoy building that foundation with one woman and love the security that comes with marriage."" The engineer says, ""I prefer to have both and to spend equal time between the two of them... eventually, they both get used to you not being around …

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to ""Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin"".... ""What?"" said the puzzled groom. ""How can that be if you've been married ten times?"" ""Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. ""Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back…

Divorced Virgin *^A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.** On their wedding night, she told her new husband, ""*Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.*"" ""What?"" said the puzzled groom. ""How can that be if you've been married five times?"" ""*Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be*. *Husband 2 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of…

An Engineer was asked: ""What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding"" He replied: ""Not much; both are joints, in a way. In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever ""