I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again

What do you call a sleepwalking nun. A Roman-Catholic

What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roman catholic.

The chairman of Perdue Chicken goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. Jim Perdue, CEO of Perdue Chicken, goes to the Vatican to meet the pope. He says ""Pope Francis, it is an honor to meet you. As you know, I am a devoted Catholic, and I'm bringing a generous donation today - 2 million dollars - and in return I simply ask you hear a proposal."" Pope Francis says, ""yes, of course."" Jim Perdue says ""I propose you change all references of bread to chicken. For example, 'Give us this day out dail…