So farmer Bob had a rivalry with farmer Jim. They were both cattle farmers but Jim's herd was much larger and fatter, and his meat went for much more money. So bob started looking for a way to bulk up his cows. He started experimenting. Eventually he discovered that feeding them marijuana made them grow exponentially, while also making them more docile and hungrier. Hearing of his rivals success, Jim immediately went to the police and disclosed to them Bob's revolutionary but illegal new method. While standing on trial Bob told the judge that the beef from his weed enhanced cows was the most delicious meat on the world. The judge, liking red meat as much as the next guy, demanded to taste it. So Bob slaughtered a steer and grilled up a cut for the judge. Upon tasting it, the judge immediately found Bob not guilty. Later, at a barbecue to celebrate his victory, bob and the judge were discussing his trial. The judge said, ""I've presided over thousands of really stressful trials, but in your case, the steaks have never been higher!""