Donald Trump: nobody can out crazy me Lena Dunham: here, hold my beer

A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump.

Donald Trump, Barack Obama and Putin walk into a bar.. and walk out after having a drink. What else did you expect they would do in a bar?

Donald Trump walks into an empty bar and says.. ""Am I the only joke here?""