Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk but I don't want them staying at my house And that's why Uber was created

guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.

We need a ride home. "I called a Gruber" Don't you mean an Uber? [villain from 1988 Die Hard arrives in black Prius]