Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you? Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know.' The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from Minnesota…

Ole and Sven go to Hell (long) One day, Satan was walking through Hell, making sure the souls were properly tormented, until he came upon an unusual sight. Sitting next to a lava pool were Ole and Sven, decked out in parkas, hats, boots and gloves. Confused, Satan walks up to them and asks them why they're dressed for winter in Hell. Ole says, ""Vell yah know, ve're from Minnesota, a land of ice and snow and cold. Ve're just happy to finally be varm for a change."" Satan tries to reply, but can'…

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench... One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench. The fisherman couldn't eat them all so they gave them to the Mayor of the town. The Mayor wasn't sure what to do with them, so he had an idea; he would have a fish-eating competition. After several rounds, two finalists emerged: Mr. Hicks from a small town named Fife and a man from Sweden named Sven. So they had the final. The Mayor fired the starting pistol and they started eating…

Can somebody explain this joke? (""I thought you said he was a deer"") One day, Sven and Ole were hunting, and suddenly a man came running out of the bushes yelling, ""Don't shoot! Don't shoot! I'm not a deer!"" Ole raised his gun and shot him dead. Sven said, ""Ole, why did you shoot that man? He said he wasn't a deer!"" And Ole replied, ""Oh! I thought he said he was a deer!"" http://www.angelo.edu/faculty/kboudrea/cheap/cheap3_regional.htm Honestly, I just don't understand it. [EDIT] Made a m…