A man is charged and sent to court, but nobody will tell him what he's been charged for. He sits down and the judge starts with the legal proceedings. After he is finished, the man asks ""What are you charging me for?!"" The judge gives him an odd look and continues with the court case. Once again the man exclaims ""But judge, what am I being charged for?!"" The judge gives a slight, confused shake of the head and carries on talking. ""I am sentencing you to 3 months in prison!"" Agitated now, the man cries out ""What's the charge?!"" The judge loses his temper and shouts ""There is no charge you idiot! Everything's free!""